Maokai rubs his head and grumbles.
You make so much noise, little one, and you ask so many questions!
I am not from the Glade, I am from the Twisted Treeline. No, I cannot be your “vacation home”. Do I look like a palm tree to you?
He stomps off in disgust. He most certainly is NOT a palm tree.
Preoccupied with her frisky daydreams, the Blogger is oblivious to the loud thudding sounds coming from outside of her room. She stares off, eyes glazed over with thoughts of her OTP wreaking havoc on her plane of imagination.
Suddenly, the thudding becomes louder, and the Blogger is pulled from her euphoric state. She jumps up from her bed, rushing to the door to see what all the fuss is about.
The wooden door flies off of it’s brass hinges and rockets forward, smacking the Blogger head on and knocking her onto the floor.
“POLICE!” hollered a deep, booming voice. “COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.”
The Blogger complied, and managed to push the broken door off of her battered body. She was surprised to see none other than Officer Maokai himself, standing outside of her doorway with a Sapling in his hand.
“COME HERE.”he demanded, (he could not fit through the doorway.)
The Blogger walked up to the Treant with tears in her eyes. She had done no wrong. Why was this happening to her?
The mighty Treant leaned down to inspect her face. He squinted his glowing eyes and let out a great “Harrumph!” before turning around and walking back down the hallway.
“Do not let me catch you thinking inappropriate thoughts of me AGAIN, Blogger!”
Name: Lauren A. D.
Tumblr Name: ask-maokai and skimbletears
Nickname(s): Lolo, Lulu, Skimbly, Skimble.
Birthday: June 27th
Relationship Status: Taken!
Random fact about you: I have a heavy Maritime accent. I sound like a fisherman’s wife XD
Hobbies/Interests: Reading, writing, video games, drawing, acting.
Do you smoke/drink: Nooo »
Why Tumblr? : I wanted to practice writing and drawing more, and when I looked around the LoL ask blog community, there was only 1 other Maokai blog, (which wasn’t very active) so I decided to create ask-maokai! I mean, he’s my favorite champ~
So yeah. HOOOW’S SHE BOOTIN’ ‘ER, BOYS?
